Vigothedespised

- "(Nothing But) Flowers" by Talking Heads

( End of an Era )

Well thats it for me. And I think thats about it for my Live Journal. We have had a great run. But, I kind of have lost interest, and the real lj fuel is gone, so there you go.

You may see me again. You may not. We will see. Till then...


Mars, Bitches.

Yeah, I think you need to see this shit. You Tube is a gift from god.


There is a stripper pole at chris' apartment. The circumstances of its procurement I will leave a mystery. Lets just say involved alot of booze and a triumph of the will. Sufficed to say, there is a 20 ft steel pole attached to the secondfloor by 250 lb test rope. Its just smack dab in the middle of the living room. Its rather impressive.

Also, i learned that maximum swole and karate explosion havent played video games in a long time or I have become a Soul Calibur 2 god. I am going to go with the latter since it reflects my awesome.


Alright, I dont know if anyone these days knows what the fuck Have Gun Will Travel is. To summarize, its like Gunsmoke. A western tv series...

Well get this. A REMAKE...go hollywood...but who is playing Paladin......you guessed right..... Eminem

Apparently they are taking a modern approach with the movie....well with the help of Bigg Mike...I have already determined that this will be the best series ever and have devised a new title and everything.

Have Ass Will Cap

and sequels

Have Ass Will Cap 2: Ass Cap

Which leads the title to be changed...cause obviously..ass cap will be eminem's character instead of paladin...and cause more sequals than Iron Eagle

Ass Cap: Swipin' Ass
Ass Cap 2: Tokyo Drift
Ass Cap 3: Snakes on a Plane
Ass Cap 5: Do the Cap Thing
Ass Cap 12: Ass Cap in Time
Ass Cap 15: Gone with the AssCap
Ass Cap 16: Scarlett "Ass Cap"
Ass Cap 21: Known Unknown
Ass Cap 22: Armpit Weave
Ass Cap 25: The DaVinci Load
Ass Cap 27: The Midget
Ass Cap 30: Part Deux - Revenge of the Sith
Ass Cap 33: Bambi 2
Ass Cap 37: The Video Game
Ass Cap 39: P. Diddy cuts loose
Ass Cap 42: Electric Boogaloo
Ass Cap 44: Prosthetic Death
Ass Cap 49: Drive by at the Drive Thru
Ass Cap 47: Never trust a White Guy in Cornrows
Ass Cap 48: I know what you did last summer...in the streets
Ass Cap 74: Geriatric
Ass Cap 82: Get me my walker, motherfucker. You know I gots the 'thritis
Bubba Sparxx will be playing Ass Cap in Ass Cap: The Series...on Spike TV. Be on the watch for it.




And now.......nothing...later

And, I am on my way back home.

I feel like I could run through a wall and scream a catchphrase in a british accent.

But yeah, life has been good...a few notes for the road.

Ive seen alot of Republicans for Voldemort around Charlottesville. I appreciate them so much.


Snakes on a Plane. Ill keep the discussion fair and balanced like fox news. See it when it comes out. Support sam jackson being awesome.

By the way, someone once asked me what will replace All Your Base Are Belong to Us......Motherfuckin Snakes on this Motherfuckin Plane. Boom. There you go. Again, Sam Jackson wins.


Oh yeah... if you didn't think Michael Bay brought enough hate into the world. Oh yeah, his latest movie...gold...yeah...i am just waiting to see how he will fuck that shit up. Yep..Im expecting so Ben Affleck and Aerosmith reunion tour.



Well thats about it. There are things I need to go see for myself in the BR. Mainly the stripper pole conversion project. But, more on that when I get to town. Keep yo flava fresh.

DONE!!!! AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!! At the worst, it was hella bad, but now I know how to crank out a 12 page paper in an hour and a half.


On to better topics..in some ways worse.


I saw X3.

And...it was BAD..OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..it was bad.


Now let me refine this. It wasnt as much bad as it was dumb. The first two movies were very intelligent in their approach to filmmaking, editing, and dialogue. This movie took that and just made it for stupid people. Its the Laguna Beach of superhero movies.

For example, I really believe that the presidents only line of dialogue in the movie was "My God....." Which he repeated 15 times...

Where the movie worked..it worked in parts. Some scenes were choice: Multiple Man, Pyro/Iceman fight.....but i really didn't care. There wasnt any development in the characters for me to care. Which worked out great, because the film makers didn't care either. Also, mike had a good point. All mutants can now jump 40 feet in the air and land safely without breaking a bone. At least, thats what the film thinks.

Its those little things that compound and bog down the movie. Stupid little shits that just proved to me that they were trying to hurry up and make this movie instead of thinking it out.

I could go on, but ill save my full review for a later time and another website.

Ill finish with this though. The second to last shot in the film sums up the movie as a whole. The good guys are victorious. People are dead or cured. Then cut to wide shot of the Xavier Mansion. Wolverine standing proudly with his chest out. No real reason. Like action ended not 5 seconds ago. cut to mansion. Quick scene with storm. Then this wide shot. Wolverine standing in front of the grounds surveying the area. I was reminded of a Family Guy line Stewie had...."Its good to have land."


Well today is international satan day or international bad horror remake day, which is pretty much the same thing. So make sure to drop satan a line. He likes to know how your doing and will probably mail you a five dollar check.


Its like someone has breathed life back into me. Things are finally good again. I get to actually read (btw, A Confederacy of Dunces...read it.) and spend time just farting around with nothing hanging over my head.

And now, back to reading. June 12...im back in town...catch you fuckers then

So here I am. Final paper done. 2 exams tommorow that i feel pretty good about.

And here I am. I lived. All that bitching and moaning, and the bullshit still couldnt knock me down.

I will be checking out soon for about 3 days shy of 2 weeks. Now when I get back...


I plan on seeing most of you broke ass motherfuckers who still read this shit. I promise, the flava will return to the LJ sooner than later.


In the meantime, all of you keep yo respective flava's fresh.

EDIT: I was just interrogated by a few people doing some sort of research project on the attitudes of people in the local colleges after Katrina.

My theory: Headed by some sort of religious groups.

Asked me alot about my belief in God....and I wasnt going to bullshit them.....and I think I came up with what I honestly picture God Like

Religious Girl 1: On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you describe your desire to meet God?

The Man Right Here: Hmmmmm. God doesnt strike me as the kind of guy I would want to hang out with. I mean I definitely want to meet him someday, but not for a long period of time. Put me down for a 7, as long as I only have to meet him for like 5 min.

Religious Girl 2: Why is that?

The Man Right Here: cause imagine if you can being God. Thats got to be boring. I mean, you already know everything. Its like never having new music. Cause you have heard everything already. God strikes me as the kind of guy who would be into Captain Beefheart and Ingmar Bergman. Stuff that you have to really pay attention to and watch or listen over and over again. I mean, eventually that would get old....I think God would be an Ok guy to take a class with. You know, bullshit before class, but you dont have to hang out with him later. Cause Hanging out with God, i think I would be bored.

Alright party people in the note.

Ill throw some flava at you.

New Superman trailer out this weekend.

Make sure to watch the end of that noise. Its fantastic. Seriously..its going to be really good.

On a related topic, for as much as x3 will suck, there have been about that many rumors about the whole thing. All I know is this. STAY TO THE END OF THE CREDITS...apparently, something happens there. But, dont tell me about it. Ill see the shit when I get to Charlottesville.


Now, back for being knee deep in the shit. After tommorow, all I will have left is two finals and a final paper that I have most of the research done for already. Plus an extra final project due June 6th, which I dont really count cause thats the one I wrote. I am hoping soliman will just give whatever I turn in all the credit for it.

But yeah, I just have to survive. Its all I have to do.


In the meantime, Im at the info desk. Earning that money in the easiest way possible.

Alright. See that post I had about things slowing down. I came home from a great weekend in Atlanta. Heather is now in the land of Engs with Smelly Face. So, I come home. And so begins the work. Honestly, I have not stopped till just now. This is the first free time I have had in that time. Its been fucked. It really has. I have never worked this hard in my entire damn life.

I have lost the ability of conscious thought.

I began my shifts at the Info Desk. And I have it covered with paper work. Then, Jace walks in and says, "Man, you havent done anything but that have you."

Let me explain it to you like this. Imagine having a final. Imagine a final that you have never studied for...in fact, you never heard of the material. Someone just handed you a textbook. Imagine that, every day.

Thats pretty much what its like. BUT, im closing in for the kill. Only two weeks now. But, the most work is still ahead of me. HOWEVER, the most work is yet to come.

And in a bizzare change in circumstances, I did this analysis from the book in one of my last cases. Soliman wanted me to expand that into another presentation. I told him I didn't have time to do it.

By the way, this conversation is infront of the entire class.

Soliman says, "I have a solution. Everyone has to do it."

However, Soliman loves Deal or No Deal. So, he was open for a trade.

The final research paper. No deal.

The exam. Deal.

So no exam in that class, but this additional project. I dont know if the class wants to kill me or not, but its all good. Cause I got 2 more weeks.

More updates as they come in. Oh yeah, x3 will suck balls. Write that down.

So, things have calmed down by .000383%.

When we last left off, I had tile issues.

Well, the guys to fix the thing came over. And one of the guys was the guy who fixed everything in the first damn place.

They go upstairs to try to find where the leak is coming from. And they open the apartment right above mine......the current theory is that they paid their rent in advance so no one ever checked the apartment, but it had been abandoned since katrina....except for a pile of cat food...water...and a cat...

so the cat had shit and piss'd all over the bed and the floors, couch, etc. Well..the person renting the place...left the porch door open...so water leaked into their apartment, through there floor, into my house...well, they fixed all the leaks and closed the fucking door upstairs.

Next, they caulked the holes in the boards in my window....and thats it..im still missing tiles and i still dont have a center window...but in theory, stupid shit shouldnt happen anymore.



And I have had 2 tests and a project since....so yeah, im still ass busy. But, I am kept alive with the flava by awesome people.


Madivar gave me 2 quality things the other day.

1) Dr. TRAN!!!!!! Its good, and you just have to accept that.

2) God himself put Silky's Revenge 2 in mp4, so i can have it on my damn iPod...and its perfect. If you want it for your video iPod, contact my ass, I will transfer the shit.



But yeah, the next two weeks will be rough. At least this weekend I get to see Heather in Atlanta. Life should be better, before I have to be knee deep in the shit again.

Ill let you know if any more stupid shit goes down. For now, I will take a nap before the evening class.

Alright party people.

I was going to make this a happy go lucky post about ockmond letting me know that Liam Lynch had a podcast and how cool it was and how there is new sifl & olly stuff on it.


But no, thats not what this one is about.

This one is about a ceiling. So, when i first moved into this place, it had only half of a ceiling cause katrina had damaged all the tiles in the front half and they fell in. Well, they assured me that all the leaks had been fixed and that these new tiles were to be put in.

Also, I have 3 big front windows. Well, they are ass old like the rest of the house. And they would be damn near impossible to replace. Of course, one of them got blasted in during the storm. They have been trying to get a replacement, and I was told a week ago that they just finally got the notice that they have been shipped and should be here soon...

Well...soon is not enough.


Cut to just now. One of the classic new orleans quick storms. Heavy rain, high wind, the whole shit.

Then what happens, water starts shooting out of the sides of my boarded up window. And I have a lamp next to an electrical outlet right there. I unplug/move that shit as fast as I can. Then i notice, that the ceiling has started leaking in the upper left hand corner of the room.

Luckily, expert leaves me prepared.

So, I grab 2 five-gallon paint buckets and throw them under the leak.


Now, keep in mind that they told me the roof doesn't leak anymore. Now with ALL this in mind


The second, i mean the SECOND.....i move....4inches from my head. BOOM about 5 tiles fall to the ground. At that point, i just say fuck that shit. And I start bitching out riverlake (the realitor). They better get some fuckers to fix this shit like tommorow. Cause im not having this crap.

More news as it comes, for now, I fucking hate this joint.


EDIT: HOLY FUCKIN CRAP. LUCAS HAS DONE ONLY ONE THING RIGHT IN HIS ENTIRE LIFE. UNALTERED STARWARS ON DVD!!!! Every cloud has a Crecent Fresh Lining.

PS: One more tile fell from my roof while ive been home. I expect another before they fix it.

Ok, I am busy shoving my face full of Adv. Managerial Accounting bullshit. And heather calls me, "TURN ON C-SPAN!!!!"



Alright, now C-SPAN....wow....you know people want that 'fair and balanced' crap. Its C-SPAN...no opinion...just stuff. And most of it just people walking around after an event.

Welll, I take Heather's word on it....and what do i see.


Steven Colbert is the last guest at the White House Correspondent's Association Dinner. Oh man.......k, I thought Colbert was God before hand. But this shit, is just beautiful.

In three parts. Shout out to Katie (CRUNK OR DIE!) for finding this shit on YouTube. Ain't the internet grand


Part I

Part II

Part III


Enjoy that shit.

Other than that, what am I doing...work. What will I be doing all week. Work/studying for midterms. Its crizzap. My brains hurt. When I resurface, Ill let you know. For now, Colbert

EDIT: Mike sent me this. I think you have to see it. Add it to the pile of SNAKES ON A PLANE stuff. Im calling it right now. Best movie ever made.

EDIT2: I was just a victim of this:

oldhobobdick (12:24:42 AM): YA FACE IS MADE OUT OF FACE CAKE
oldhobobdick signed off at 12:24:45 AM.

The logic is flawless